Some guys are just plain rude

 I went cruising again last night. I arrived just as it was starting to get dark. 

I prefer to get a bus to near the cruise then walk the rest of the way in. This particular place (the same as my last post) has two car parks you can walk between and plenty of wooded areas.

At the first location there were three cars parked up but no one getting out (I never get what that is all about but you see it all the time - drive to a car park and sit in the car - often with headlights on - then after a few minutes, drive to the other one and repeat over and over so I walked to the other one.

As I crossed the road near the car park I noticed another guy walking up the road and after wandering in the woods he bumped into me. He was clearly pissed out of his skull and could hardly stand upright.

He kept following me until I asked him not to.

Fast forwards a few minutes and I was gobbling a lovely cock when in the first guy storms, literally trying to drag the cock from my mouth, getting more desperate and aggressive each time.

I decided not to cause any scenes and walked away, letting him have the cock and went to another area.

After a few moments the other guy reappeared telling me he had vodka in his rucksack and did I want some?

No... go away.

I walked away and another guy followed. He was clearly a bit nervous, and kept looking around and jumping at shadows. He was just wanking himself hard when he suddenly pulled his pants up and walked away in a hurry.

Yep..idiot was stood a few feet away.

At this point I am fuming so I walked back to the first car park. Half way there though, I passed by a couple of cars parked in a laybye so walked between them into the woods. One of the guys followed me and whipped out a perfect cock. Already hard it was long and thin'ish. Hell yes.

I was slobbering on it while he stroked my arse. When he felt me lubed up, he positioned himself behind me and shoved his cock into me in one thrust. Heaven.

We'd just got into a good pace when..you guessed it. The moron came blundering down the path. The guy pulled out, pulled up his pants and left. Now this time I let rip - told the guy straight this is three fucking times you've wrecked my fun now fuck off away and leave me alone.

He made some comment about "it's you scaring them off" before he said "oh sorry mate it's you. sorry. what do you mean ruining your fun?" I was NOT in the mood for more bullshit and told him so.

After that he walked off but I could hear him shouting insults for a while!

Thankfully I didn't see him anymore after that but the night kind of fizzled.

On the plus side the guy who was balls deep came back and finished the job over the flatbed of his truck. He fucked me hard and fast and kept telling me my arse felt good and he couldn't wait to cum. When he did I begged for it as deep as possible and he obliged.

And that was it. By now it was close to midnight and I decided to head home.

I just don't get men like that. How can you be unaware of the problems you're causing? One day he'll get smacked and it'll be the other guys fault. Fucking idiot.

Bit of local cruising

 I had a bit of free time one evening a couple of weeks ago so I decided I'd go back to the local cruising site.

I'd waited until it was just starting to get dark before I set off. It's a fairly convenient place for me as I can get a bus and walk half a mile to the cruise then after the same walk back, grab a taxi home. It means it's easier to blend in, as well as meaning I can have a couple of cheeky JD & Coke's without worrying about being over the limit.

It was surprisingly busy when I arrived but that frustrating part where people are just sat in their cars ignoring everyone. It's always confused me.

At some point over the last few years, the forestry commission have hived off a big chunk of the car park and put gates up for a food van to park in the day but it does mean no cars there now. And also, to my horror they're blocked a good 50% of what remained with blocks and things as well - and of course, that's the quiet bit guys tend to gravitate to to park up.

Anyway I walked past the cars and as I did I head two doors being closed behind me. A sneaky look back and I saw two guys had actually got out and were walking behind me.

I headed into the woods and slowed down. I stepped off the path and waited, huffing on my poppers as I did. 

The first guy walked right up in front of me and stood stroking his cock through his jeans.

I popped a bit of lube on my fingers and, as he stood watching, I added it to my hole.

That was his signal. He pulled his cock out as he stepped up, pushing my head down.

I assumed he wanted sucking but he turned me around and pulled my shorts down, presenting his cock to my hole. No questions, no talking. He paused as if waiting to see if I'd ask for a rubber or stop him. As if.

He pushed and slid into me. Thin and long just the way I love them. He started nice and slow and gentle.

By now the other guy had stopped and was wanking his cock. The guy inside me waved him over and he presented a very average length but massively thick cock to my mouth. I could literally only get the tip in.

The guy in my arse was encouraging him saying "feed him your cock." "Make him swallow your spunk" and "shoot it down his throat".

He was clearly getting off on his words as he thrust ever harder and faster. Still saying things like "make him swallow".

After a few minutes he grunted and said "I'm shooting in this slut!" and that was it. He thrust like crazy and grunted he was coming.

After he shot he told the other guy "You need a go on that. Top arse". He put his cock away and without another word walked off.

I was sucking the tip of the guy and he suddenly said "you want in your mouth or up your bum?

Of course I wanted it up me but his cock was too thick. I am talking girthier than a coke can! And I told him that to which he just said "yeah I get that a lot".

I kept doing my best to suck his big bell end. He produced a huge amount of lovely, salty precum.

I decided a while ago to swallow every time when guys shoot in my mouth but I wasn't prepared for the sheer volume of what this guy blew. He literally filled my mouth and more. I tried to catch the leakage but it kept coming. Three - I kid you not, three mouths full plus the leakage. And it was thick almost solid and I don't know how to describe it other than to say it was the spunkiest tasting spunk I've ever tasted. There was no sweetness or other tastes it was just like wallpaper paste thick, chewy spunk. 

The stuff I caught in my hands was almost dry lumps but I committed to myself so I ate it as well.

It sat quite heavily in my stomach but also I found it a turn on to have this thick spunk in my tummy where I could feel it. At that point I wished I'd at least got him to shoot it into my arse.

I commented how much there was and how thick it was and he just shrugged and said he hadn't cum in a week.

He wandered away and I hung around. I sat at a picnic table and watched as cars came and went but then suddenly it emptied.

I was just getting read to leave when a 4x4 pulled in and a guy got out smoking a cigarette. I walked past him into the other side of the woods and watched as he threw his cigarette down, stamped on it and followed me.

When he caught up we had a nod and I peeled my shorts down. He came over and played with my arse asking how many loads I'd got up there. "Just the one so far."

"Want mine?"

"Yes please."

Again no sucking. I bent over and he took his cock out, rubbing the tip around my hole. I had to bend quite low as he wasn't the tallest guy but he had a super hard, above average sized cock.

He rode really well. He pounded me hard then would slow down and then pound again.

He told me he can go for ages like that. I didn't mind as it wasn't exactly busy. 

After a few moments he asked to change position, asking if I'd lie down on my stomach for him. It was dry so why not.

Jesus he took the pounding to another level. I was in heaven. He didn't ask. Didn't slow down or change pace when he came he just announced he'd unloaded into me, got up, wiped his dick with some tissue, pulled up his pants and left.

I hung around a while but no one else turned up so I headed home.

When I got home though the thought, taste and feeling of that spunk was too much and I had a popper driven wank. I came twice. The firs time so hard, I hit my own face! Of course, I scooped it into my mouth and ate it.

Which turned me on again so I had another one.

It was a pleasant way to spend a few hours.

Oh and the last couple of weeks I've been chatting to a guy called Simon on Squirt. He's a regular reader of my blog apparently so shout out to you, Simon. I can't wait to the time we get an evening of my being your pure filthy bb slut.

First visit to cum coded

 I don't normally bother with the local sauna. The few times I've been it's turned out rather disappointing.

But they've been running an event for a while now called cum coded. The idea is simple - you sign in and choose two glow stick bands that signify position and safe sex preferences and wear them to signify to others what you're into.

So, pink for bottom and orange for bareback for me.

The evening itself opens at 6pm and runs to midnight. I got there around 7.45 as the site says lockers tend to fill up around 8.

It was busy but not packed when I arrived. I had my free shot, ordered a vodka and wandered.

To my dismay there seemed to be all green (safe) wristbands other than a couple of other bottoms.

After wandering and trying being bent over a in a couple of cubicles the action seemed to be almost non existent. "Here we go again!" I thought.

Eventually I made my way to the dark room and there were a few bodies around.

I bent over the central rotating column (not big enough to call a bed, though some of the more flexible guys can use it as such) and waited.

Within a few minutes a guy who'd been getting his cock sucked stood and came over. What surprised me here - he had a green band on but entered me raw.

He had a good sized cock to start. Big but not too big. He started off fairly slow and gently but before long her was pounding the living daylights out of me whilst I was huffing poppers and moaning encouragement.

Another guy fed his cock into my mouth and I was in spitroasted slut heaven.

Eventually the guy in my arse, ubelievably, started to pound even harder as he grunted his load into me.

He pulled out and the guy in my mouth walked around and took his place.

His cock felt about the same size and he went straight into deep hard thrusts and it wasn't long before he said he was cumming.

After he left, I stayed bent over and eventually I felt another cock entering me. Long and thin and very hard (the way I love them!). He took his time. Every thrust was slow but firm. I was huffing poppers in heaven.

He fucked me for around 15 minutes with the same pace, speeding up some towards the end and slamming home before he also said he was gonna cum. It felt like he was shooting inside me for ages (I'm sure he wasn't).

As he stepped away, another guy came up behind me and slid right on it. His cock was big and really stretched me but thankfully the others had opened me right up (I am really not sure I could have taken his first).

Unfortunately it wasn't a fast fuck and though he grunted he wanted to cum I am not sure if he actually did or not.

By this time there was a bit of safe group action going on next to me, and I was getting a bit pushed around so I wandered off to give them a bit of space.

As I went into one of the cubicles, a guy followed me so I did the right thing and bent over.

He was inside me in a flash. Average thickness cock but again quite long. 

The guy pushed me up onto the bed and climbed onto me while I laid facedown with my legs open. I do love that position as the top usually goes deeper and the load tends to get shot as far into me as possible.

I actually didn't think he was going to shoot - he rode me for a good 20/25 minutes but fuck it was good. Slow, deep to hard and fast so his balls were really slapping against me. When he announced he was about to cum he slowed right down and slid deep into me. I could feel his cock pulsing for once.

After he came he just laid there for a moment breathing heavily before standing up and leaving.

 I took another look around but it was getting a bit quieter and everyone I could see was bottom and/or safe so I got dressed, paid for my drinks and headed to a local cruise. Well when I slut, I like to slut.

I arrived and walked a few hundred yards to the cruise (a car park and picnic area). 

It immediately struck me as weird that there was only one car there at this time of night on a Friday but anyway as I walked past the car, a guy got out and followed me.

I leaned over one of the benches and he stroke my arse through my jeans whilst releasing his still semi soft cock.

I immediately bent down and sucked him hard, releasing my belt and buttons and letting my jeans fall to my knees.

He was fingering my hole which was dripping wet. He pushed me forwards and entered me easily. Again a nicely average cock.

After a few moments he asked me to bend lower on the seat of the bench rather than the table so I did. This gave him easier access.

It didn't take him long to blow what sounded like a fairly large load into me and we had a chat for a few moments.

He warned me not to expect too much as apparently human remains had been found about half a mile away and the other end of the access road to the way I'd walked in was closed and police were making occasional rounds. I checked the news later and he wasn't lying either.

After about 15 mins one other car pulled in but the driver never moved or gave any indication of his intent to do anything, so I headed home.

I got chatting to a guy on Fabguys but he was fucking weird and gave off all the wrong vibes so I turned him down.

After that, I just went to bed.

Fun night all in. My arse was well flooded with spunk and I felt amazing.

No emebellisments or bullshit

When I first decided to write about my sex life on here I promised myself that no matter what, I would never embellish things or bullshit just to get an audience.

After all, one of the reasons I write is so I can come back later and remember the sessions I've had over the years, not just to appeal to a wide audience. Don't get me wrong I LOVE the idea of other guys getting off on my adventures but it was never the primary reason to do this.

That's why I sometimes write about the disappointments or even go long periods where I don't blog - it's either simply because I've not had the opportunities to get cock (work can be a killer, plus I am an all but single parent from back when I was married - but that's a private story I won't be telling any time soon, sorry) or simply it was. say, a quickie of nothing notable worth writing about.

Anyway, I hope to keep writing here as and when so bear with me.

Thanks all x

London last week

Well I had to work in London last week so I thought I'd take the opportunity to get some cock.

I used the Central Park hotel as it has easy access (read: staff don't give a toss who comes and goes, which in my world is perfect).

I'd been previously chatting to a youngish black guy and once I got checked in and douched etc, he said he was making his way over and would be about 1-1.5 hours. 

In the meantime, another guy in his early 50's messaged me.

He came straight over and I was arse up waiting when he arrived but he wanted sucking first.

I think it's fair to say my deepthroat skills aren't quite as good as they used to be but when he wrapped his legs around my neck and held me balls deep into my throat despite my gagging, I was in slut heaven.

He has a decent sized cock as well - a good 7" and reasonable girth. 

This went on a while before he bent me over to start rogering the life out of me. God he had some pace. Thank god for horniness and poppers.

He flipped my over onto my back and tried to take some video but it didn't come out unfortunately.

After about 20 minutes he produced a toy and asked me to slide it into him which I did whilst I sucked his ever hard dick.

After another 5 mins or so he blew his load in my mouth. 

We chatted for a few moments and then he left.

Not long later, the black guy arrived. His cock was even bigger with a wicked curve to it, but it went down my throat easily enough.

He bent me over after about 10 mins of sucking him and pounded the living daylights out of me before very quietly cumming inside me. He then said "I came in you, I hope that's ok?" I mean... hell yes.

After that it got very quiet so I called it a night with a popper-fuelled wank.

Looking forwards to Wednesday

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Birmingham visits

 Well as  the world and work have opened back up, so have my holes (yay!).

 I've been in Birmingham for a few visits over the last couple of months with mixed success.

My first trip was to the Greenhouse in Darlaston. It was a Wednesday evening and I managed to get there for roughly what would be the middle of what I always think of as the "going home gang" - that is, the men that have finished work and popped in to the sauna to quickly unload before heading back to their wife.

And busy it was.

But action-wise it was again very dismal. I don't know what's going on but it feels like men are almost afraid to touch one another lately. There is a whole stood around in little groups thing that's always happened but recently it seems even more so.

So I gave up. Despite the fact that I'd booked a room there, I found a hotel in the centre of Birmingham and checked in there. It was the Radisson Blu - lovely and all but one with keycard access so not exactly conducive to sluttery.

I'd already read that Boltz had reopened so I was eager to give it a try.

Hmm - where to start. Not sleazy enough.

For those of you who remember the Boltz of old (and I mean pre-late 2015), it had such a great mix even during mid-week. 

A great dark room.

A fantastic small gloryhole (took a lot of loads through that).

All sorts of little nooks and crannies where you could bend over and be used by passing cocks.

A room with a sling (in the watersports room from memory).

Lots of cubicles you could go into for privacy.

Toilets you could get banged in like a traditional cottage.

Then they had a re-org and it lost that sleazy vibe. It was better at weekends when the whole place was open but it just missed something.

The new place has the same issue in my mind.

Two rows of glorholes that are not that comfy to press up against. A small dark-ish dark room. 

A cinema which seems to be wasted space.

I haven't seen the whole place open yet but I'd love it if it were darker with small nooks and niches where you can get some sleazy anonymous action.

I still managed to get three loads through said gloryholes.

I went back a few weeks later though and got nothing. Also despite literally dozens of guys on the apps and sites no one showed. Shame

My last visit though, last week was different again. 4 loads in the gloryholes at Boltz (two from the same guy as he messaged me on Grindr). A load in my hotel from a lovely young black guy with my idea of a perfect cock - not too thick but really long with a huge load and two after I got back to the hotel room. Both wanted me blindfolded so of course I did that so no idea what they looked like and not much was said by either. Both had decent/average cocks but one was rock hard.

So things are picking up.

I am wondering where to go next though - I want to travel around a bit and try cocks from different cities so any recommendations (also recommendations for hotels that have access as easy as my arse are appreciated!).

Love n peace ya fucking perves